return my video game
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Panties = found
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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