you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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