I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
send nudes
from the living room?
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