i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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