yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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