I can tuck mytits in my pants
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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