OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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