I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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