I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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