Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have fence marks all over my body
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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