stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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