went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
