it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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