Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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