Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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