Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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