All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All the doctor said was why
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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