just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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