I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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