oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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