this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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