Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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