I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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