We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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