Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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