Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I can't turn off my feet"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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