got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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