Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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