Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
