We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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