There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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