Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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