When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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