I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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