No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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