I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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