Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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