I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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