My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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