Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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