waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He felt like a one man threesome
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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