I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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