I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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