he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My nipple is on Facebook.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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