If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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