Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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