I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize