the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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