...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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