i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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