we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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