Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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