Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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