I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I looked at my own cervix.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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