I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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