susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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