I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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